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What is Ultra Laziness?

tdomf_6694a   March 21, 2012   Comments Off on What is Ultra Laziness?

What is Ultra Laziness?
“Sleeping and dreaming.” and “In dream also sleeping” 😛

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I Was Good At Math

tdomf_6694a   March 21, 2012   Comments Off on I Was Good At Math

I was good at math … until they mixed the alphabet into it.

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Google Must Be A Woman

tdomf_6694a   March 21, 2012   Comments Off on Google Must Be A Woman

Google must be a woman, it knows everything.

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When Someone Said The Words

tdomf_6694a   March 21, 2012   Comments Off on When Someone Said The Words

When someone said the words “I love you” and you don’t feel the same way, just say “I love YOUTUBE” really fast!!

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Behind Every Successful Man

tdomf_6694a   March 21, 2012   Comments Off on Behind Every Successful Man

Behind every successful man there is a surprised woman.

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Never Kiss A Girl

tdomf_6694a   March 21, 2012   Comments Off on Never Kiss A Girl

Never kiss a girl in front of your house because love is blind neighbors are not!!

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STUPID

tdomf_6694a   March 21, 2012   Comments Off on STUPID

STUPID = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand.

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I Don’t Abuse Alcohol

tdomf_6694a   March 21, 2012   Comments Off on I Don’t Abuse Alcohol

I don’t abuse alcohol. I treat it with the love and respect it deserves.

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Newton 5th Law

tdomf_6694a   March 21, 2012   Comments Off on Newton 5th Law

Newton’s 5th Law (Exam Law): “Performance Of Boys In The Exam Decreases When The Number Of Girls In The Exam Hall Increases.

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Most People Have 5 Sense

tdomf_6694a   March 21, 2012   Comments Off on Most People Have 5 Sense

Most people have 5 sense and some people have 6 sense but my girlfriend is blessed with an extra 7th senses.. Non-Sense 😛

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