Never trust a crying woman or a smiling man. Both are very dangerous !!!
I posted a joke on the wall at work and no one liked it.
I always go to work on my birthday… just for the free cake!
My wife is adorable, smart, sexy, and looking over my shoulder as I type.
If my car is too slow for you, buy a plane.
Treat me like a joke and I’ll leave you like it’s funny.
“When I accept an apology it means that the part in me that honors our relationship honors the part in you that honors our relationship.” – John Kador
I’m sorry I can’t speak very coherently.
Play fair. Don’t hit people. Say you’re sorry when you hurt somebody. – Robert Fulghum
I was very sorry when I found out that your intentions were good and not what I supposed they were.