People tend to make rules for others and exceptions for themselves.
I can’t find a smiley that looks horrified enough to convey my true feelings about you.
Lite: the new way to spell “Light,” now with 20% fewer letters!
If the number 2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still number 2?
Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
They keep saying the right person will come along, I think mine got hit by a truck. 😛
Without ME, it’s just AWESO.
Our generation doesn’t knock on doors. We will call or text to let you know we’re outside.
The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn.
Money talk….but all mine ever says is good-bye.