There are two kinds of people who don’t say much: those who are quiet and those who talk a lot.
Complex problems have simple, easy to understand, wrong answers. 😛
I am willing to make the mistakes if someone else is willing to learn from them.
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
We are all part of the ultimate statistic – ten out of ten die.
Why do women always ask questions that have no right answers?
Worry is interest paid in advance for a debt you may never owe.
I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.
My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.
I may be fat, but you’re ugly – I can lose weight!