HIGH HEELS – Its a device invented by short girls who tired of being kissed on the forehead only!
Money is made of paper, paper is made of wood, and wood is made from trees. Therefore, money does grow on trees.
Money can’t buy happiness but somehow a BMW is better to cry on than a bicycle.
Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
Yes, I have made mistakes because life didn’t come with ‘USER MANUAL and INSTRUCTIONS’!
Global Recession and Financial Crisis have become so bad and serious now a days that majority of the men have started Loving their own Wives. 🙂
Men are like Bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don’t generate a lot of interest.
Relationships are like bank accounts: if you keep making withdrawals without depositing , don’t be surprised to one day find the account closed!
Girls like shoes more than clothes, because no matter how much they weigh – it still fits.