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Silence Doesn’t Always Mean YES

tdomf_6694a   April 6, 2012   Comments Off on Silence Doesn’t Always Mean YES

Silence doesn’t always mean YES. Sometimes, silence means LOADING… 😛

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Leonardo DiCaprio

tdomf_6694a   April 6, 2012   Comments Off on Leonardo DiCaprio

Leonardo DiCaprio never died at the end of Titanic when he went into the water. If you don’t believe me, watch Inception. He wakes up at the beach at the beginning of the Movie.

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I Don’t See The Point

tdomf_6694a   April 6, 2012   Comments Off on I Don’t See The Point

I don’t see the point of going to the gym when I have PhotoShop on my computer!

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When You Have 10 Tabs Open

tdomf_6694a   April 6, 2012   Comments Off on When You Have 10 Tabs Open

That awkward moment when you have 10 tabs open and you cant figure out which one the music is coming from.

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When I Ask You To Share My Page

tdomf_6694a   April 6, 2012   Comments Off on When I Ask You To Share My Page

That awkward moment when I ask you to share my page on your profile, but you don’t because you don’t want your friends to know where you get your funny statuses. 😛

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This New Facebook

tdomf_6694a   April 6, 2012   Comments Off on This New Facebook

This new facebook is like a woman. It’s quite a mission trying to figure it out, and once you think you have it all figured out, everything changes.

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Some People Say That Age

tdomf_6694a   April 6, 2012   Comments Off on Some People Say That Age

Some people say that age is just a number.In China, `Too Young` is just a name! 😛

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Relationships Would Be Easier

tdomf_6694a   April 6, 2012   Comments Off on Relationships Would Be Easier

Relationships would be easier if people came with a “Clear History” button.

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Birthdays Are Like Girlfriends

tdomf_6694a   April 6, 2012   Comments Off on Birthdays Are Like Girlfriends

Birthdays are like girlfriends, they come and go-unless you enjoy them.

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When You Have Crunchy Food

tdomf_6694a   April 6, 2012   Comments Off on When You Have Crunchy Food

The awkward moment when you have crunchy food in a room full of silent people.

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