Go check your weight and you’ll see you phone number there! 😛

If I hurt your feelings in any way I just want to know from the bottom of my heart that I don’t care.

If you want to stay out of a zoo, then get a mask.

You look ugly when you cry, much more when you don’t.

No need for insults, your face says it all.

Your intelligence is my common sense. 😛

My mom says pigs don’t eat biscuits… so I better take that one out of your hand. 😛

If brains were taxed, you’d get a rebate. 😛

All day I thought of you….I was at the zoo… 😛