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A Successful Man

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. 😛

If a profile picture has two people in it, the profile belongs to the uglier one.

If all men are the same, why do women take so long to choose one ?

GIRL: “What are you looking at?!” ME: “Not even Google knows…”

I think about you constantly, whether it’s with my mind or my heart.

Dear Tummy, sorry for all the butterflies. Dear Pillow, sorry for all the tears. Dear Heart, sorry for all the damage. Dear Brain, you were right

The hard part is not realizing something, it’s accepting what you just realized, even if it breaks your heart in the process.

The heart was made to be broken.

The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost.

I don’t miss him, I miss who I thought he was.