We Buy Things
We buy things we don’t need, with money we don’t have, to impress people we don’t know.
Author Archives: tdomf_6694a
Knowledge Is Knowing A Tomato
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Eat Right
Eat right, exercise, die anyway.
Worrying Works
Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.
Head And Shoulders
Head and Shoulders shampoo should make a body wash called Knees and Toes. 😛
In Order To Get
In order to get 100/100 in life, a man requires 100% talent, whereas a woman requires only 4% talent & the remaining is only 36-24-36. 😛
World Population Rank
World Population Rank: 1.China 2.India 3.Facebook 4.USA 5.MySpace 6.Indonesia 7.Brazil 8.Twitter. 😛
The Speed Of Light
The speed of light is faster than the speed of sound. That’s why so many people appear bright until they speak!!
The Best Way To Lie
The best way to lie is to tell the truth – but carefully edited truth. 😉
Life Is Too Short
Life is too short to remove USB safely.