Welcome to the real Internet, where the men are men, the women are men, and the children are the FBI/CID.

Statistics say that 1 in 4 people are insane, so take a look at your 3 best friends and if they are all OK, its you!

Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money.

There’s a stop time button on my microwave, I’m pretty sure its stop timer…but I don’t press it just to be safe.

Facebook is like jail, you sit around waste time, write on walls and get poked by people you don’t know.

I’m not addicted to Facebook. I only use it when I have time: lunch time, break time, bed time, off time, this time, that time, any time, all the time…. Read more »

I put my phone on airplane mode and threw it into the air, my phone landed on the ground and broke, worst transformer ever!!! 😛

Teaching your own mother how to use Facebook is like willingly signing your own death warrant. 😛

[Name] wanted to kill the sexiest person alive…But suicide’s a crime. 😛

Today, I realized that Mario is definitely homeless. He wakes up every day wearing the same clothes, runs around in sewers, beats up people for their money, and what does… Read more »