I’m busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?

Hi! I’m a human being! What are you?

I have some good news and some bad news; good news is it is not your fault, bad news stupidity is genetic and you will always be that way.

The only way to accept an insult is to ignore it. If you cant ignore it, than top it. If you cant top it, then laugh at it. If you… Read more »

Don’t feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.

You are the kind of person who, when one first meets you, one doesn’t like you. But when one gets to know you better, one hates you.

I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you’ve never used it.

He is living proof that man can live without a brain!

I don’t have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.