The Way To Hold A Husband
The way to hold a husband is to keep him a little jealous; the way to lose him is to keep him a little more jealous.
The way to hold a husband is to keep him a little jealous; the way to lose him is to keep him a little more jealous.
Wife : Do you want dinner? Husband : Sure, what are my choices? Wife : Yes and no.
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
Wife Running After A Garbage Truck: Am I Too Late For The Garbage? Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet..Jump In Fast!!!!!!!!
Many marriages would be better if the husband and the wife clearly understood that they are on the same side. 🙂
The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.
Wife: What is so interesting in me? Husband: I don’t know the meaning of interesting!!!
Wife: Yesterday’s night I saw a dream that you were sending me Jewelry and clothes! Husband: yeah, I saw your dad paying the bill !!! 😛
Why in wedding ceremony woman sits on left and man on right?? Because according to balance sheet all assets are on right side and liabilities on left side.! 😛
A true husband is one who lays down the laws for his wife and then accepts all amendments made by her! 😛