Why do women always ask questions that have no right answers?

Worry is interest paid in advance for a debt you may never owe.

I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.

I may be fat, but you’re ugly – I can lose weight!

We buy things we don’t need, with money we don’t have, to impress people we don’t know.

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

Eat right, exercise, die anyway.

Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.

Head and Shoulders shampoo should make a body wash called Knees and Toes. 😛