We buy things we don’t need, with money we don’t have, to impress people we don’t know.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Eat right, exercise, die anyway.
Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.
Head and Shoulders shampoo should make a body wash called Knees and Toes. 😛
In order to get 100/100 in life, a man requires 100% talent, whereas a woman requires only 4% talent & the remaining is only 36-24-36. 😛
World Population Rank: 1.China 2.India 3.Facebook 4.USA 5.MySpace 6.Indonesia 7.Brazil 8.Twitter. 😛
The speed of light is faster than the speed of sound. That’s why so many people appear bright until they speak!!
The best way to lie is to tell the truth – but carefully edited truth. 😉
Life is too short to remove USB safely.