That Awkward moment when you go out wearing new clothes and none of your friends see you, so you wear them again the next day.
Dear boys,
Before proposing a girl on Facebook just by seeing her display picture, please have a look on the pictures she’s tagged in. 😉
I cried when i failed in 2 subjects, but
I smiled when i came to know my friend failed in 5 subjects.. 😛
Dad: Son, our house is on fire! Run!
Son: Ok, hang on, I’ll just upload a picture about this on Facebook!
Dad: Ok, tag me!
Two tips on your birthday:
1) Forget the past, you can’t change it.
2) Forget the present, I didn’t get you one.
“For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday.” – John Glenn
“It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.” – Ellen Glasgow
Birthday is a salty word if you’re not a fan of cake and ice cream. – Greg Evans
Artificial intelligence is a wonderful thing. I told my computer that today is my birthday, and it said that I needed an upgrade.
All I got you for your birthday was this post. Hope you enjoy it! Try not to read it all at once. Happy Birthday