A Successful Man
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. 😛
Category Archives: Funny Facebook Status
If A Profile Picture Has Two People
If a profile picture has two people in it, the profile belongs to the uglier one.
If All Men Are The Same
If all men are the same, why do women take so long to choose one ?
What Are You Looking At?
GIRL: “What are you looking at?!” ME: “Not even Google knows…”
Friday Is My Second Favorite
Friday is my second favorite “F” word! LOL
Monday Is An Awful Way
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
Monday Isn’t A Good Day
“Monday isn’t a good day for kids but for parents it’s a dream come true!”
IF I Were President
If i were president, all Monday’s would be changed to National Holiday..:P
If Days Were People
If days were people, Monday would be the one person I’d punch in the face!
WARNING!
WARNING! A virus called Monday is fast approaching. There is no cure. Just drink plenty of alcohol on Sunday night to ease the pain 🙁